Posts tagged 'Vascular Review'

No shit, Sherlock!

Posted by on July 8th 2019 in A bit of a rant, Health, or lack thereof

 

As per my recent conversation with the GP surgery's receptionist...

Yes, I know that the results show that I have health issues. When I made the appointment for the first test I told you that the results would be out-of-limits. I told the nurse the same when the samples for that first test were being taken. I know the cause and I'm undergoing the treatment. A further test isn't going to make it any better.

No, I won't be arranging a telephone appointment to discuss the results - I already know what's wrong with me, it's been going on for over three and a half years and is documented in both my GP patient record and my Haematology patient record at LRI.

 

Please RTFM!

Another waste of NHS resources

Posted by on June 26th 2019 in A bit of a rant, Health, or lack thereof

It's that time of year again - time for my Annual Vascular Review at my GP's Leicestershire-based surgery.

At least once a week I attend the Hambleton Suite at Leicester Royal Infirmary where I have my observations and weight recorded, then I have blood samples taken from my Hickman Line for a full suite of tests, then the line is dressed, then I attend a session with the Senior Specialist Dietitian, then I attend a review with one of the Consultant Haematologists. What they don't know about my body and blood isn't worth knowing.

You'd think that I'd not need to give yet more blood samples to the GP's phlebotomist in order for the Vascular Nurses to have something to work with, but it's not so. They have to take separate samples so that they can send them to their preferred test facility over the county line in Coventry, Warwickshire. That's because the Vascular Nurses' system can't access my Leicestershire hospital records.

Because of this, I have to take up an unnecessary appointment slot to provide unnecessary blood samples for a suite of unnecessary tests. Furthermore, I have to have at least one unnecessary hole in the arm because the GP's phlebotomist is not allowed to take blood samples from my Hickman Line.

I really don't get why there's such a communications block. It's a farce.

By contrast, I also have to attend monthly sessions with the Community Heart Failure Specialist Nurse at Hinckley Health Centre - when she wanted to take bloods for tests I told her that weekly tests were ongoing at the Leicester Royal, and she was able to access their results online within seconds, thus saving time, money, test resources and arm-holes.

So go figure why the NHS is cash-strapped.

Smoke without Fire?

Posted by on September 12th 2018 in A bit of a rant, Health, or lack thereof

As I reported last week, I took the NHS online "What's your heart age?" test and came away with a respectable score of 55.

One of the questions there was "Do you smoke?", to which I answered "I quit", that being the honest answer. It's been over 2.5 years since I had my last ciggie, I've been vaping instead but there was no "No, but I vape"option in the drop-down menu:

 

 

As we all know, stopping smoking is a good thing. Vaping is an excellent alternative, even the NHS thinks it's 95% safer than smoking - these posters have been displayed prominently at all three Leicester hospitals for several years:

 

 

... or do they?

When I attended my annual Vascular Review test yesterday at my G.P.'s surgery the clinician said that she had me down in her records as having quit smoking and therefore I was classed as a non-smoker. I confirmed that, and added that, as I told them last year and the year before, I have been vaping since giving up the fags. Incredibly, she declared that "vaping is still smoking" and she updated and backdated my status to "Smoker"!

Now, there's no smoke in vapour, there's no tar in vapour, and quite often there's no nicotine in vapour, so how the fecking bejeezus did she reach that barmy conclusion?

Someone somewhere will look at her lies in my results and may well make an ill-informed clinical decision based on them. That won't go down well with me, there's a more-than-slim chance that I'll have something venomous to say about it.

FFS, NHS, can you please tell these people that vaping is not smoking? If you are going to condone vaping, the least that you could do is circulate the same hymn-sheet throughout your empire, even unto the far-flung corners.

A waste of time and money for all concerned

Posted by on August 1st 2017 in A bit of a rant

It's that time again. The annual Vascular Review. It's always a good indicator of how provincial our NHS is.

My GP's surgery is in Leicestershire and if I need specialist treatment they refer me to one of the three Leicester hospitals which use a common networked data system so there's a shared data repository. The edited highlights, such as blood-test results, treatment regimes and medical procedures are communicated to my GP. It's not rocket-science.

At that same Leicestershire GP surgery is a Vascular Clinic (VC) where they monitor "those who have a medical history of Coronary Heart Disease (Heart Attacks and Angina), Strokes or Mini-Strokes and Peripheral Vascular Disease". Once a year they take your bloods, send them off for testing, and later they call you back in for a review. The VC team works independently, keeps its own records, and sends the bloods for testing at The George Eliot over the border in Warwickshire.

But there are problems... the Leicestershire data system and the Warwickshire data system don't interact very well at all, and access to one does not necessarily give access to the other.

So on the one hand we have GPs who get the data from the Leicester hospitals, and on the other hand we have the VC team which gets the Warwickshire blood-test results but can't access any of the 137 blood-test results that the Leicester hospitals have on record for me from FBC/cholesterol/ferritin/glucose tests done during the last 20 months (including 21 test results since the previous Vascular Review), tests which will continue to be done on a frequent basis for at least another 16 months, and intermittently after that until I fall off the perch of mortality and go on to mime in the Norwegian Blue Choir.

It would be so easy if the VC team could use either the phone or the computer to call up my most-recent test-results (13th July 2017 at The Royal), review them, and then either phone me or send me a letter telling me that I don't need to attend because all is well. I already know that all is well - the team at The Royal is currently checking these things at least once every two months, not once every 12 months.

But no, that's far too simple and therefore it can't be done. Instead, to maintain the unnecessary complexity and wastefulness that the NHS has become inured to, I had to attend an appointment at the VC for another needle in the arm (but, strangely, they did no standard obs such as blood pressures, heart-rate, respiration and sats), and now I'm waiting to be called in for another appointment at the VC for a review of the results when they become available. It's unlikely that anything bad will show up, but if it does it'll mean yet another appointment with the GP which will probably result in a referral to one of the three Leicester hospitals, thus perpetuating the data disconnect.

Bloody Hell, as the saying goes.