Freecycle.
I like it because it brings out the best in people - kindness, generosity, environmental awareness etc..
I also like it because some of the drivel that people emit there is simply hilarious.
Here are some howlers from around here:
I'm fairly sure that vellum isn't the same as VELUX.
Have you ever wondered why Snoop Dogg sits strangely in those Just Eat ads?
I can't help thinking that rubbing down with sandpaper might achieve a better finish.
Moseley?
Aside from the three obvious howlers, the notion that interested parties can "Call In For Further Information" is bemusing... the building is unstaffed, has no reception and has a secure keycard access system.
Ever wondered how all those grocers acquired their apostrophes?
I have a theory that they were donated by Arla's milk-owning farmers...
That said, the more I think about how to punctuate the label's statement, the less convinced I am about the milk's provenance.
Do I really want to consume the farmer's (or farmers') own milk?
I'd much prefer it to have been derived from a cow.
WTF is a "rocket-surgeon"?
BBC iPlayer - Women's Ski Halfpipe Final - Marie Martinod's run, at about 2 hours 44 minutes in.
And the scores for Commentator Competence are in - Artistic Impression: 100.00 Technical Merit: 0.00.
