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Posted by on February 13th 2022 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

German cars have a reputation for being well-engineered, reliable and reassuringly expensive.

Sadly, many drivers of German cars have a wholly-different reputation:

 

Sent to the naughty step

I consider myself to have been justifiably chastised, and I've been "encouraged" to start making amends. I'll probably go for the month-per-post approach, with post titles taking up where the titles following the previous long hiatus of late 2015 left off. The next post should cover the previously-uncovered bits of October 2019. I'll try to keep the medical side short and sweet, but to be fair there's not much else with which to pad it out...

but I bet I could find some shite like this if I was to trawl through my photos:

This Wednesday's crop. Harsh invective was dispensed.

Gap filler

Posted by on January 30th 2020 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

This one has no idea how big his arse is, and no idea that it's hanging out:

"You cannot pass!"

Mind the gap

Posted by on January 21st 2020 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Ford Focus fitted with Rear Parking Senseless:

Not the smartest of ideas on refuse-collection day, I know how cavalier the bin-lorry drivers can be.

No room at the in/out

There's only just enough room for a wheelie-bin. Ella's ersatz café racer won't go through.

I had words about it last week, this week they've been disregarded.

The house that the driver is visiting has a driveway but no cars parked on it or in front of it... they're all in front of our place. Go figure.

 

Upside

Posted by on November 25th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Of course, there are unforeseen benefits to be had from all of these visits to the hospital. For starters it's a good opportunity to spot more piss-poor parkers selfishly space-hogging in the LRI multi-storey car-park. It took a lot of effort to resist the temptation to wield the black marker-pen, it would have been so easy to change the reg-plate's "TVT" to "TWAT":