You'll have guessed where they're from, but you'll have to wait to see what's inside.
Archive for the 'Just for fun' Category
A Father’s Day Off
One happy Father, two generous kids, five well-chosen gifts.
The DVD just about completes my personal list of must-haves, and the kids loved every minute of it. Yet again, the scene with Rooney in the office handling two phone calls had me laughing so much that it hurt. Classic stuff.
I'm trying to conserve the consumables, but I never could resist a rusk.
The Horn of Africa
It begs the question as to what the preferred instrument of torture will be if we get to host the 2018 World Cup.
In such times of austerity it'll have to be cheap.
I'm guessing that it'll be either the kazoo or the trusty comb-and-paper combo.
This Wii Fit thing really does work!
In less than a week I've gained four feet and lost eight and a half Pounds...
Reasons to be cheerful
Sky Art
Cherry Blossom
Pear Blossom
Hyphen Fail
Apple Blossom
Weeds
Tasty
Post Fail AND Apostrophe Fail
Result!
Politics
One evening a little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money and organises the family, so we'll call her The Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny does the housework and childcare, so we'll consider her The Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy, so the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his dad in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his dad, "Dad, I think I understand politics now."
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit".
