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A quick & dirty gear round-up

Posted by on November 17th 2021 in Bargains, Car stuff, Great Escapes, Shiny new kit

There's not much here for the technical-gear addicts, but we did try out a few bits of bargain kit to see how they fared during our week in the LDNP.

Fleece jacket: It's a Quechua Men's Hiking Warm Fleece Jacket SH500 X-Warm from Decathlon. I picked up a petrol blue / carbon grey and a black / carbon grey in the sale early last year. Each has waterproof bits, venting bits, breathable bits, stretchy bits, simple yet effective cuffs, a good pocket arrangement and a good zip-into-collar hood. Bargains at less than £30 a pop, with free Click & Collect at the local Asda thrown in.

Trousers: MOD-issue MTP PCS, I have a selection of sizes (mainly 80-96-112) in either temperate or warm fabrics to suit most conditions. Superb pocket arrangement, lightweight, quick-drying, fairly windproof, and tough as old boots. Prices and availability variable.

Baselayer: Good old Aldi merino long-sleeved tops. Always a bargain. I don't need to spend a fortune on anything more technical.

Headgear: In the fine weather there was no real need for tech-hats, but in order to keep the consultants happy I kept the UV off my sparsely-thatched bonce with super-cheap zandanas from eBay. They take about 20 minutes to wash and air-dry, and keeping a couple of spares in my pocket, along with a few face-coverings for pestilence-defence, is hardly a huge weight-penalty. I now have a fine selection of patterns to suit most occasions.

Footwear: I took the trusty Scarpa SLs but didn't wear them at all, opting for my Trezeta Incas. Had minor issues with them when they were new, the laces were stretching too much, replaced them with proper Scarpa laces and they've been fine ever since. Waterproof, grippy, and comfy. Nice to see that they're still using lasts nearly the same as Scarpa.

 

Headgear - jacket - trousers - boots - headgear - baselayer - trousers - boots

 

Pack: I used my trusty LA Alpine Attack 40 so no news there, but Chris was toting her new Forclaz Women’s trekking backpack 50+10L, another nice bit of kit from Decathlon. OK, so 50 litres is over-kill for a day-walk, but I'm not going to argue with her, she knows what she likes and she has to carry it so it's none of my business.

Comms: Not something that I use a lot on the hill, but when my previous handset died I opted for an outdoorsy waterproof replacement. I went for the Ulefone Armor X6 - it's MIL-STD 810G, IP68-rated and covered in all sorts of impact-resistant bits, so dropping it into water or onto rocks isn't too much of a worry. It's still passable as an everyday phone and it is way cheaper than any iThing.

Finally, there's Olga. Not sure if she qualifies as "kit" but she was a lock-down bargain and we wouldn't have enjoyed the holiday as much without her. She's built for comfort and for speed, and she has more in-built tech than I can shake a stick at, but I do wish that I could change the satnav's voice. I also wish that I could turn off the stupid alarm that tells me that the driver's door is open even when I'm sitting in the driver's seat right next to the door that I've left open on purpose.
One unnerving thing about her is that her warranty is longer than mine.

Why "Olga"? Well, here's a clue...

I couldn't bring myself to call it Bolg

A Friday finale

Posted by on November 15th 2021 in Car stuff, Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

We woke to a glorious morning - clear skies with that late-season feel in the air, and the promise of a day of fine weather.

The garden was a busy place - a couple of pairs of braces of pheasant at last count. Of course, by the time I'd grabbed my camera they'd all buggered off.

Anyway, here's one last pic from the window:

Binsey... again

 

Packing the car is so much easier now that we use Really Useful Boxes for the majority of our stuff.

Talking of cars, here's the latest addition to our family:

Olga sitting pretty on the driveway at Owl's Roost

 

Soon we'd finished packing away our gear and were on our way, but I couldn't resist stopping for just one more pic:

Blue skies over Skiddaw and Dodd

 

And that was that. The end of a fine and much-overdue week away.
We're already planning another 🙂

A Thursday there-and-back-again

Posted by on November 14th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

We didn't much fancy another full day of walking, as we would need to pack later for our departure early on Friday, so we stayed local and settled for a pleasant lakeside walk - a couple or three miles along Bassenthwaite Lake's western shore. A fair few interesting birds were about but none of them were interested in posing for the camera, so you'll have to make do with pics of less-mobile things:

 

Binsey again

 

A late and lonely Leucanthemum vulgare (ox-eye daisy, oxeye daisy, dog daisy, marguerite)

 

Looking towards Skiddaw

 

"Imagine that you're walking through a wood..."

 

A leisurely lunch was had at the much-lauded local - The Pheasant Inn:

 

Suitably dressed for the occasion

 

Despite evidence to the contrary, it was still Thursday

 

After that we toyed with the idea of spending the afternoon at Dubwath Silver Meadows wetland nature reserve but decided to leave that for another holiday. Instead we took a short stroll back to the cottage for a brew and a few hours of packing up ready for Friday.

A midweek mosey

Posted by on November 2nd 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

We'd discussed the Wednesday walk on Tuesday. The conflab centred on which of the two Wainwrights still on my to-do list would be our objective. The plan that I'd had for many years was to leave Castle Crag until the end, on the basis that it would be easy to take my folks up there to celebrate with us, but I've taken so long, having been withheld from the hills due to personal afflictions and global pestilences, that my folks are no longer in fit states to go up there. Besides, The Nab in autumn wasn't very appealing. Common-sense prevailed - we'd go up Castle Crag.

After a delightful drive down the east side of Derwentwater we made for Rosthwaite, hoping to find a vacant parking place, but we'd just missed the last one. Backtracking, we found a space in the small parking area below Red Brow. We donned packs and walked back to Rosthwaite.

Not far along the road we got some fine views of our tree-shrouded objective:

 

Castle Crag

 

After passing through Rosthwaite we arrived at the Derwent. I was of a mind to cross at the ford via the stones, but Chris wasn't keen as she has "form" when it comes to crossing rivers and streams, so she opted for the bridge. To avoid her wrath, I did the same.

 

Stepping stones

 

Trouble over Bridged Water

 

From there, the route was simple enough, there were plenty of others going our way up Lingy Bank so it would have taken an epic nav error to go astray. That said, the maze of tracks caused a few "stop & choose" moments, followed by a combined snack-break and map check when we were near the Allerdale Ramble col:

 

Derwentwater and Castle Crag from near the col

 

We took one of the many tracks up the fell-side, negotiating drifts of fallen leaves, some wooded crags, a set of quarry-spoil zigzags, and a party of school-kids. On the way, we paused at this superb vantage-point overlooking Borrowdale:

 

Profile pic

 

Soon we were at the top. It was a busy place - there was a couple who had passed us near the quarry, the aforementioned party of school-kids, and a fearless scavenging robin:

 

It's one small step for (a short) man...

 

Robin

 

As you'd expect, the view to Derwentwater and beyond was excellent

 

We descended via a track that took us past the Hamer Memorial Seat. I can vouch for its comfort and for the fine view that it commands:

 

Seat

 

Plaque

 

From there we followed the track to Gowder Dub where the Derwent was wide and shallow, with many dry shoals. Again I was keen to cross, and made it dry-footed almost all the way to the far bank, but again Chris wouldn't give it a shot. Maybe the audience of school-kids was a factor in that decision. I retreated and we descended to Grange, eschewing the ice-cream outlet, regaining the road, and trudging the mile or so back to the car.

An amusing thing happened back at the cottage during Chris' "remote" yoga session... during the relaxation phase, the teacher's words were "Imagine that you're walking through a wood...", which provoked stifled sniggering from both of us. When the teacher said "you find a bench... you sit down... and relax..." that was too much, Chris started giggling and I couldn't resist chiming in with "did that earlier, got the tee-shirt!" Thankfully the audio was one-way at that stage of the lesson.

Castle Crag. Real woods, not imaginary. Comfy bench provided.

A Tuesday top-up

Posted by on October 29th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

We needed a few items of outdoor kit, so we headed for Keswick.

Top of the priority list was boot proofing. Our final tin of Nikwak "proper" boot wax had expired and Nikwax no longer make the stuff, having moved over to some sort of spray gunk that softens leather, which isn't what my Scarpa SLs need. Advice was sought in various gear shops, each directing us to another. Eventually Chris relented and bought a bottle of the Nikwax spray gunk, that's fine, she can do what she wants to her SLs. I'll be changing brands to get my SLs a proper non-softening wax to be applied in the tried & trusted therapeutic "rub it in with a finger while sitting in front of a roaring log-fire" manner. Old-school, that's me.

I can't decide if I've lost my gear-shopping mojo or if I've simply got enough kit, but even after fondling some good stuff in the Alpkit emporium I still didn't splash the cash. I can't remember for sure which shop didn't allow us upstairs, but I did get a pic of the prohibition sign:

 

I'd have used "You cannot pass" as that's the wording in the book, but that might have offended "the wider public"

 

Soon enough it was time for elevenses. Or was it second breakfast? Or maybe luncheon?
Chris hadn't been in my favourite Keswick pub before, so it was time to put that right.

Cue the Bank Tavern pic:

 

 

We were a tad early to order food, so we had to kill time using the medium of Guinness. To be fair, after going without a pub beer for over a year, it wasn't much of an ordeal.

Game casserole wasn't on the menu, but the specials-board pie was a superb alternative:

 

Guinnesses, with two superb meals and a glamorous assistant for scale

 

Back at the cottage we got the fire going and settled down for a relaxing afternoon. A mix of blue skies and minor showers enhanced the views from the lounge window:

 

 

 

 

After dark we spent some time in the garden meteor-spotting, and then, after making a plan for Wednesday, we retired for the night.

A Monday Dash

Posted by on October 28th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

Monday's weather was set to be fine so we went walking again. The objective was Bakestall.

We parked near Peter House Farm, dropped a little something into what used to be the "honesty box", and sauntered up the service track that leads to Skiddaw House. If you're feeling flush, Skiddaw House is up for sale... I find it amusing that "the most remote house in England" needs to be described as a "detached" property!

As you'd expect, there were many photo opportunities during the first stage of the walk:

 

Brockle Crag

 

That Posing Purple Paramo Person again

 

Binsey again, this time bathed in autumnal light rather than wreathed in autumnal clag

 

The Nettle Hauses

 

Approaching the falls

 

Whitewater Dash

 

The odd pose is due to my rotator cuff injury. The odd expression is normal.

 

Nearing the falls

 

Dash Falls

 

Dead Crags

 

After a short rest at the falls we tackled the steeper section up to Bakestall, following the fence (more or less). Some fine views were on offer:

 

Skiddaw House
Property Type: Detached

 

Looking down the valley of Dash Beck towards the Uldale Fells

 

A fine view towards the Solway Firth

 

The standing stone is a favoured perch of camera-shy ravens

 

Three Wainwrights - Bakestall "summit" cairn near the fence, Skiddaw Little Man behind that, Skiddaw summit in cloud on the right

 

We didn't much fancy slogging up Skiddaw to be rewarded with a view of only clouds, so we departed the way we came. Managed to get one more shot on the way down to the falls:

 

Skiddaw House surrounded by forest and fells

 

Back near the falls we stopped for snacks. While there, I managed to keep up my average of unexpected encounters - this time it was with a walker who had followed us down after ascending Skiddaw via Longside Edge. He claimed to have met us a few days before on a different fell, and he didn't look convinced when I said that it wasn't us.

After that it was an easy stroll back to the car. Another Wainwright had been ticked off the to-do list... only two more to go.