Lies, damned lies and Jetpack statistics

Posted by @ 6:49 pm on Sunday 1st January, 2012.

The email from WordPress contains hype such as:

"Your Annual Report from"... "Your 2011 in blogging"... "Our stats helper monkeys have been busy putting together a personalized report detailing how your blog did in 2011!"

I'm guessing that everybody who's using Jetpack will have received such an email.

Indeed, a quick Google shows that several folk are including details from their reports in their blogs.

Hopefully those folk will have checked the supplied facts and figures - I'd find it hard to believe that I'm the only user to discover that his report is a crock of 5h1t.

Here's a clickable edited copy of the report prepared for me:

FWIW, my editing is based on the same data that was (and still is) available to those WordPress/Jetpack monkeys.

Happy New Year!

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3 Responses to “Lies, damned lies and Jetpack statistics”

  1. Scott says:

    Well, I think they seem like a thoroughly decent outfit, with excellent attention to detail, and several good suggestions.

    Where's my "thank you note"?


  2. BG! says:

    Originally Posted By Scott
    Where's my "thank you note"?


    I sent it via the helper monkeys.


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