If the standard of SPAG in their text messages is much to go by, I'm relieved that she's not studying A-Level English Language there:
I think the question of the commissioned apostrophe may not be sufficient, I'll probably have to organise my own search-party to find the missing colon, the absent full-stop and the omitted capitalisation of the sentence-start. I'm fairly sure that there aren't enough "the"s or "a"s in there either.
