Archive for 2021

A midweek mosey

Posted by on November 2nd 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

We'd discussed the Wednesday walk on Tuesday. The conflab centred on which of the two Wainwrights still on my to-do list would be our objective. The plan that I'd had for many years was to leave Castle Crag until the end, on the basis that it would be easy to take my folks up there to celebrate with us, but I've taken so long, having been withheld from the hills due to personal afflictions and global pestilences, that my folks are no longer in fit states to go up there. Besides, The Nab in autumn wasn't very appealing. Common-sense prevailed - we'd go up Castle Crag.

After a delightful drive down the east side of Derwentwater we made for Rosthwaite, hoping to find a vacant parking place, but we'd just missed the last one. Backtracking, we found a space in the small parking area below Red Brow. We donned packs and walked back to Rosthwaite.

Not far along the road we got some fine views of our tree-shrouded objective:

 

Castle Crag

 

After passing through Rosthwaite we arrived at the Derwent. I was of a mind to cross at the ford via the stones, but Chris wasn't keen as she has "form" when it comes to crossing rivers and streams, so she opted for the bridge. To avoid her wrath, I did the same.

 

Stepping stones

 

Trouble over Bridged Water

 

From there, the route was simple enough, there were plenty of others going our way up Lingy Bank so it would have taken an epic nav error to go astray. That said, the maze of tracks caused a few "stop & choose" moments, followed by a combined snack-break and map check when we were near the Allerdale Ramble col:

 

Derwentwater and Castle Crag from near the col

 

We took one of the many tracks up the fell-side, negotiating drifts of fallen leaves, some wooded crags, a set of quarry-spoil zigzags, and a party of school-kids. On the way, we paused at this superb vantage-point overlooking Borrowdale:

 

Profile pic

 

Soon we were at the top. It was a busy place - there was a couple who had passed us near the quarry, the aforementioned party of school-kids, and a fearless scavenging robin:

 

It's one small step for (a short) man...

 

Robin

 

As you'd expect, the view to Derwentwater and beyond was excellent

 

We descended via a track that took us past the Hamer Memorial Seat. I can vouch for its comfort and for the fine view that it commands:

 

Seat

 

Plaque

 

From there we followed the track to Gowder Dub where the Derwent was wide and shallow, with many dry shoals. Again I was keen to cross, and made it dry-footed almost all the way to the far bank, but again Chris wouldn't give it a shot. Maybe the audience of school-kids was a factor in that decision. I retreated and we descended to Grange, eschewing the ice-cream outlet, regaining the road, and trudging the mile or so back to the car.

An amusing thing happened back at the cottage during Chris' "remote" yoga session... during the relaxation phase, the teacher's words were "Imagine that you're walking through a wood...", which provoked stifled sniggering from both of us. When the teacher said "you find a bench... you sit down... and relax..." that was too much, Chris started giggling and I couldn't resist chiming in with "did that earlier, got the tee-shirt!" Thankfully the audio was one-way at that stage of the lesson.

Castle Crag. Real woods, not imaginary. Comfy bench provided.

A Tuesday top-up

Posted by on October 29th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

We needed a few items of outdoor kit, so we headed for Keswick.

Top of the priority list was boot proofing. Our final tin of Nikwak "proper" boot wax had expired and Nikwax no longer make the stuff, having moved over to some sort of spray gunk that softens leather, which isn't what my Scarpa SLs need. Advice was sought in various gear shops, each directing us to another. Eventually Chris relented and bought a bottle of the Nikwax spray gunk, that's fine, she can do what she wants to her SLs. I'll be changing brands to get my SLs a proper non-softening wax to be applied in the tried & trusted therapeutic "rub it in with a finger while sitting in front of a roaring log-fire" manner. Old-school, that's me.

I can't decide if I've lost my gear-shopping mojo or if I've simply got enough kit, but even after fondling some good stuff in the Alpkit emporium I still didn't splash the cash. I can't remember for sure which shop didn't allow us upstairs, but I did get a pic of the prohibition sign:

 

I'd have used "You cannot pass" as that's the wording in the book, but that might have offended "the wider public"

 

Soon enough it was time for elevenses. Or was it second breakfast? Or maybe luncheon?
Chris hadn't been in my favourite Keswick pub before, so it was time to put that right.

Cue the Bank Tavern pic:

 

 

We were a tad early to order food, so we had to kill time using the medium of Guinness. To be fair, after going without a pub beer for over a year, it wasn't much of an ordeal.

Game casserole wasn't on the menu, but the specials-board pie was a superb alternative:

 

Guinnesses, with two superb meals and a glamorous assistant for scale

 

Back at the cottage we got the fire going and settled down for a relaxing afternoon. A mix of blue skies and minor showers enhanced the views from the lounge window:

 

 

 

 

After dark we spent some time in the garden meteor-spotting, and then, after making a plan for Wednesday, we retired for the night.

A Monday Dash

Posted by on October 28th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes

Monday's weather was set to be fine so we went walking again. The objective was Bakestall.

We parked near Peter House Farm, dropped a little something into what used to be the "honesty box", and sauntered up the service track that leads to Skiddaw House. If you're feeling flush, Skiddaw House is up for sale... I find it amusing that "the most remote house in England" needs to be described as a "detached" property!

As you'd expect, there were many photo opportunities during the first stage of the walk:

 

Brockle Crag

 

That Posing Purple Paramo Person again

 

Binsey again, this time bathed in autumnal light rather than wreathed in autumnal clag

 

The Nettle Hauses

 

Approaching the falls

 

Whitewater Dash

 

The odd pose is due to my rotator cuff injury. The odd expression is normal.

 

Nearing the falls

 

Dash Falls

 

Dead Crags

 

After a short rest at the falls we tackled the steeper section up to Bakestall, following the fence (more or less). Some fine views were on offer:

 

Skiddaw House
Property Type: Detached

 

Looking down the valley of Dash Beck towards the Uldale Fells

 

A fine view towards the Solway Firth

 

The standing stone is a favoured perch of camera-shy ravens

 

Three Wainwrights - Bakestall "summit" cairn near the fence, Skiddaw Little Man behind that, Skiddaw summit in cloud on the right

 

We didn't much fancy slogging up Skiddaw to be rewarded with a view of only clouds, so we departed the way we came. Managed to get one more shot on the way down to the falls:

 

Skiddaw House surrounded by forest and fells

 

Back near the falls we stopped for snacks. While there, I managed to keep up my average of unexpected encounters - this time it was with a walker who had followed us down after ascending Skiddaw via Longside Edge. He claimed to have met us a few days before on a different fell, and he didn't look convinced when I said that it wasn't us.

After that it was an easy stroll back to the car. Another Wainwright had been ticked off the to-do list... only two more to go.

A Sunday seaside stroll

Posted by on October 24th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes
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After Saturday's conquering of the dizzy heights of Binsey, followed by a drive out to Cockermouth to do battle with the maskless hordes in Aldi, we decided that a day at the seaside would be in order.

Maryport is an odd place, there's a clash between the old and the new, and it felt strangely familiar even though I'd never been there before. We went for a potter around the harbours and along the promenade. After that, we searched for a place to dine, which turned out to be harder than expected due to the change in the labour market - pubs with staff were rammed to the point where we didn't feel Covid-safe, pubs without staff were running a minimal service. We ended up sitting in the sunshine scoffing huge servings of fish & chips in the deserted beer-garden of the Captain Nelson Tavern. Sadly there was no beer, as there was nobody to run the bar, but the food was excellent and we had a pleasant chat with the owner who, by strange chance*, used to be a squaddie at the barracks near our home.

Anyway, here are some random pics taken that day:

 

Harbour

 

Posing Purple Paramo Person

 

Maryport Articulated Bridge (the first of its kind in the UK)

 

The view through the cottage window - Binsey (L) to Skiddaw (R)

 

* I have a habit of unexpectedly encountering people who I know, or who know me, or who think that they know me, in the most unlikely of places. This guy was at Gamecock Barracks in Bramcote back in the days when I used to go there with my uncle (ex Royal Artillery), so it's possible that we've met before.
Another odd encounter took place in the early 90s on Loft Crag in Great Langdale - after walking up to the summit, I looked over the edge and found myself literally face-to-face with a fellow former sixth-former who was topping-out after his solo free-climb of Gimmer Crag.
The most unlikely meeting (so far) was with a visiting professor who delivered an extra-curricular lecture when I was a Geological Sciences undergrad at The UoB; over a decade later he remembered seeing me in the audience. That encounter was at the Landmannalaugar campsite in Iceland in 1994.
It's a strange world.

A post-lockdown post-shielding post-transplant postponed holiday post

Posted by on October 9th 2021 in Great Escapes, Lakes Escapes
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After such a long time away from the fells, we thought it wise to start with an easy stroll up a low hill.
Being back in the clouds felt better than ever! We've a week here, so there should be more to follow.

Chris looking chuffed atop Binsey

 

Fire in the hole!

Light blue touch-paper, retire to a safe distance.

Posted by on January 7th 2021 in A bit of a rant, Health, or lack thereof

Time and again I've told both the GP and the haematology consultants that neither can access, or be bothered to access, the records of the other when it comes to my meds, my clinical notes, my test results or my appointments. Time and again they have refuted my assertion. Time and again I've provided proof (and there's a lot of it), but they still insist that there's no comms issue.

You may well ask: "where's he going with this?"

Well, here's the latest. I'll try to break it into bite-size chunks so that it's easy to process (yes, University Hospitals of Leicester NHS Trust Booking Office, I'm aiming this mainly at you)...

Last year, Leicester Glenfield set me up with a cardiology follow-up clinic, I was to go in to see The Professor on Wednesday 13th January 2021 @ 11:15. A few weeks back I got a letter telling me to stay at home, they would do a phone clinic instead, time and date unchanged.

Well, that's all fine and dandy for them, but seeing as I have to attend Leicester Royal for a haematology clinic at 11:30 the same day, I won't be staying at home, I'll probably still be driving to Leicester at 11:15. I've informed both Glenfield and the Royal, but so far nothing has changed.

Clearly they can't work together as a team even though they are both parts of the same NHS Trust, and allegedly share the same appointments database, but I've become used to banging my head against hard surfaces while trying to get them to wake up and smell the coffee.

But this afternoon I lost it big-time...

The postie delivered yet another NHS-branded envelope. I was hoping that it would be an invitation to get the COVID-jab, or maybe even a rearranged appointment for the cardio clinic, but no, it's an appointment for "MRI Internal auditory meatus Both".

And yes, you've guessed it, the appointment is set for Wednesday 13th. This one is at 08:00 and it's at Hinckley & Bosworth Community Hospital.

One morning, three appointments, three hospitals, one NHS Trust with no coordination. The front-line staff are heroic, but the booking admins are appalling.

Oh, and one more thing. My records state that I don't react well to the contrast agent that they'll probably want to put into me for the MRI scan, I usually end up having rigors, oxygen and a hospital bed for the night. That'll banjax the rest of the day good and proper.

On the 13th, if anyone tries to pull me over to tell me that I'm breaking the stay-at-home laws, there might be fireworks.