When I was a kid I was given good advice about swearing, and it's advice which I passed on to my kids:
"Whatever you say, you must know what it means and how to spell it".
So, with no further ado, here is an example of such a spelling followed by a visual representation...
C-O-C-K-W-O-M-B-L-E
Yep, that's parked...
blocking the 2-way traffic, overhanging the crossing, obstructing the garden centre's pedestrian/trolley entrance/exit and blocking in at least 2 cars.
At least it has an appropriate reg. number!
The bloke next to the car isn't the driver/owner, btw, so I've blurred him. The woman who dumped the car was busy elsewhere and was therefore unavailable for her photo-opportunity.