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The scores are in

Posted by on March 19th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Hinckley & Bosworth Borough Council: 4, BG!: 0

Lacking spatial awareness

Posted by on March 13th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Parking a respectable distance away from the entrance/exit to our driveway is an excellent idea, but parking a respectable distance away from everything is probably taking things a bit too far:

Skills shortage #2

Posted by on March 12th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Another skilled migrant worker, delivering items from eBay. She's one of our frequent driveway blockers.

I think her name's probably Tim, because she's nice but dim.

She continues to bring us items addressed to others yet delivers my stuff elsewhere:

2 bob bit

Posted by on February 21st 2018 in Lost in translation, On the box
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Bemused - why "Bobsleigh - Women's Two-man" and not "Bobsleigh - Two-woman"?

Stupid o’clock #4

Posted by on February 20th 2018 in A bit of a rant, Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

He's back yet again, and, like I said, he keeps moving it closer. Stern words have been had:

Stupid o’clock #3

Posted by on February 20th 2018 in A bit of a rant, Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

This isn't going to end well:

Note how he's moved it from a bad place to a worse one since my previous post. If he carries on moving it closer at that rate, he'll be in our garden before noon.
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