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It’s getting silly now

Posted by on October 10th 2018 in Just for fun, Pub Quiz

Don't ask me how it happened, I wasn't paying attention:

  • 7th August: 4th
  • 8th August: 1st (Charity Quiz)
  • 14th August: 3rd
  • 21st August: 2nd
  • 28th August: 1st
  • 4th September: 2nd
  • 11th September: 1st
  • 18th September: 1st
  • 25th September: Quiz cancelled
  • 2nd October: 2nd
  • 9th October: 1st

Next week should be interesting - due to prior commitments, our team will be down to one member and so will our rival team. Cathy Quiz-Mistress (Winner of Britain's Got Empty Prosecco Bottles) says that we leftovers should join forces. It's looking quite likely that, for one night only, The Bog Wardens and The Vacillators could well be merged as... The Bogillators! It could be a strange evening.

That's the good news.

The bad news for you lot is that they've gone back to their policy of taking pics of the winners:

 

 

Gardiani latrina vicit

Owned

Posted by on October 3rd 2018 in Lost in translation, Name and Shame
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Ever wondered how all those grocers acquired their apostrophes?

I have a theory that they were donated by Arla's milk-owning farmers...

That said, the more I think about how to punctuate the label's statement, the less convinced I am about the milk's provenance.

Do I really want to consume the farmer's (or farmers') own milk?

I'd much prefer it to have been derived from a cow.

Well, that’s got them confused

Posted by on September 27th 2018 in Health, or lack thereof

I went in for another consultation today, to discuss the findings of last week's bone-marrow aspiration. I was told that they'd found nothing untoward in the samples and that everything looks fine in there. No sign of the AML returning. As you can imagine, that was a huge relief.

But the results of today's FBC test showed something which I was expecting but which threw the locum consultant... all four main indicators had fallen again since the previous test of 13th September 2018. Platelets and WCC are now even further below bottom-limit, and I wasn't given a value for the neuts count (later I found out that they are almost down to bottom-limit). Hb is still in limit but is trending downwards like the others. Infection-markers are at a two-year high.

To be told all that and then be told that it's not a problem was a bit of a jaw-dropper.

The locum consultant couldn't see the huge cold-sores up my nose, and when presented with the under-arm rashes she asked me if I had shaved my pits... yeah, I'm hairy all over (apart from my head and eyeballs), so why the feck would I shave only my armpits? She didn't want to know about the dermal necrosis that the previous consultant had considered to be a matter of some concern. After she had not answered a simple direct question regarding my results, asked three times in as many minutes but rebuffed with prattling on about something else to avoid having to answer, and after I'd been given an appointment to come back in four weeks, I was in danger of losing my composure and so had to leave.

I wasn't happy - I couldn't figure out why the first drop in counts merited a two-week rematch and a BMA, but a drop further into the danger-zone with no explanation merited a four-week rematch. I went off to hunt down my Leukaemia Nurse Specialist who never bullshits me.

He was elsewhere (on a well-deserved holiday) but one of the other Nurse Specialists picked up the ball/hot-potato and ran with it. And boy did she run well! She listened, understood, coped with my anger (not directed at her), installed us in a comfy room with a hot cuppa each and went off to get things sorted. On her return she explained everything in terms that we understood, filled in the undisclosed blood-test results, told us that the three prime consultants thought that a four-week wait would be inappropriate, and declared that she had managed to rearrange the consultation for two weeks later rather than four. She was brilliant!

So now we're pondering the fact that, despite the current lack of any hard evidence, they think we might be looking at the onset of something new... Myelodysplasia. From where I stand the symptoms seem to fit. And I've been telling the consultants and my G.P. about those symptoms for months on end. No doubt there will be more tests to confirm or discount other possibilities.

And then there's the irony factor... the next consultation will be on the day that I was bumped from a few weeks ago.

Smoke me a kipper...

The run continues…

Posted by on September 19th 2018 in Just for fun, Pub Quiz

I'm somewhat embarrassed to report that we did it again. It was even more unexpected than The Spanish Inquisition!

  • 7th August: 4th
  • 8th August: 1st (Charity Quiz)
  • 14th August: 3rd
  • 21st August: 2nd
  • 28th August: 1st
  • 4th September: 2nd
  • 11th September: 1st
  • 18th September: 1st

I got hold of those nerdy stats (thanks, Claire). Stand by for a nerdy chart.

Gardiani latrina vicit

Holed just above the waterline

Posted by on September 18th 2018 in Health, or lack thereof, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

Blood counts were a bit off at last week's consultation - platelets , WCC and neuts were the lowest they've been for over two years, with the platelets and WCC both under their lower acceptable limits. With that in mind, they had me in for precautionary tests today.

It wasn't the usual "needle in the arm" job:

https://binged.it/2xtV4Km

As you can imagine, it is, literally, a pain in the ass. It's not the aspiration that hurts, it's the trephine.

Results next week, unless they find something that needs urgent attention.

Cautionary note: the YT clip can be viewed in a Bing video search without any restriction, but viewing it directly on the YT site requires a Google sign-in for age-verification and then throws up a "This video may be inappropriate for some users." warning.

Sloppy work

Posted by on September 17th 2018 in A bit of a rant, In the News, Name and Shame

Since when did a WWII Luftwaffe Ju88 look like this?

Surely the proof-reader or the copy writer at the MailOnline actually looked at the pic and noticed the insignia before approving the web-story for publication?

 

 

 

Hat-tip to CJR for sending me the link. He reads this drivel, and the fact that it IS drivel is why I don't read newspapers.