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Who needs Lycra and clip-ins?

Posted by on August 17th 2016 in LMAO!

This Tour de Leicester thing is clearly a demanding set of events, something like an Omnium for Eejuts.

This time we were on the Soar Valley Way.

Here's the breakaway leader in the Dangerously-Overloaded Sprint:


Well, you can stick that up your arse

Posted by on April 7th 2016 in Illness and injury, LMAO!

My latest acquisition.

Mine because the hospital wouldn't give me the ever-reliable Xyloproct but did give me the utterly-useless Anusol.

I'm still trying to work out how to comply with the instructions:

My nads are already dangling in the broccoli, I don't think I can back in any further.

Perhaps I'm not bending over far enough?

Price Fail

Posted by on March 20th 2013 in Astrostuff, LMAO!

I have an Inner Stickler. Poor spelling, punctuation and grammar really irk me.

Many folk tell me to lighten up, saying that accurate spelling is no longer important and that it's the meaning of the words that really matters...


eBay item number 181102927230


I rest my case.

French letters

Posted by on January 31st 2013 in In the News, LMAO!, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

Recipe for Disaster



  • 3 x Science
  • 2 or 3 x Maths
  • 2 x English
  • 2 x Humanities
  • 1 x language
  • 1 x sprinkling of Computing



  • Take one meddling politician who won't listen to reason
  • Give that politician the authority to tinker and meddle with the ingredients
  • Ensure that the politician gets everything really mixed up
  • Half-bake the mix until it all goes tits-up
  • Give the creation a fancy French name that many kids won't be able to spell anyway
  • Feed it to many thousands of schoolkids
  • Wash your hands of all responsibility
  • Reassign the politician at the next Cabinet reshuffle
  • Let the next Government clear up the mess


Well done, you've just concocted the EBC, an inbred version of the EBacc.

It doesn't look very good, does it? I imagine it'll taste bitter with a hint of merde.


Where's the landlord when you need him? He wouldn't stand for all that foreign-sounding rubbish.

If he ever stood for election to Parliament, he'd get my vote  🙂 


Sticker’s for door’s

Posted by on January 15th 2013 in LMAO!


What does “incompetent” mean? What does “baffled” mean?

Posted by on September 6th 2012 in LMAO!

Yeah, sorry about the post-title. No doubt you all know where it's from.

Anyway, it's clear that at least one Tesco employee is both incompetent and baffled when it comes to using our official language:

Maybe a little education would help?

They may have been playing it fast and loose in the changing-rooms but they were hedging their bets in the Seasonal Goods aisle. Who can blame them for catering for a little latitude in the long-range weather forecast for the run-up to Christmas?

Up the aisle


For good days

 For bad days

For Christmas Days

We didn't find the Easter eggs but I'm sure they must be hidden away somewhere at the back.

Firing blanks

Posted by on August 15th 2012 in In the News, LMAO!

Some folk take things far too seriously.

Home and Away

Posted by on April 16th 2012 in LMAO!

Had a few days pottering around Eskdale.

It'll take me a while to sort the pics and the report.

In the meantime, I'll leave you to ponder the logic of this:


Posted by on February 29th 2012 in LMAO!, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

Back on the painkillers and the soft cushion here so I needed something to lift my spirits.

This hilarious Rich Hall stuff hit the spot.

Mind the language...





He’s not The Messiah…

Posted by on February 28th 2012 in LMAO!, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

No doubt you've seen it before...


Blunders of the Universe (HD) from darren jonusas on Vimeo.

 Best viewed in full-screen with the volume at 11 on the dial, IMHO.


Not enough? Try the extended version. Poor full-screen option though.


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