Monday 19th March, 2018

The scores are in

Hinckley & Bosworth Borough Council: 4, BG!: 0

Tuesday 13th March, 2018

Lacking spatial awareness

Parking a respectable distance away from the entrance/exit to our driveway is an excellent idea, but parking a respectable distance away from everything is probably taking things a bit too far:

Monday 12th March, 2018

Skills shortage #2

Another skilled migrant worker, delivering items from eBay. She's one of our frequent driveway blockers.

I think her name's probably Tim, because she's nice but dim.

She continues to bring us items addressed to others yet delivers my stuff elsewhere:

Wednesday 21st February, 2018

2 bob bit

Posted by at 8:01 am in Lost in translation, On the box.

Bemused - why "Bobsleigh - Women's Two-man" and not "Bobsleigh - Two-woman"?

Tuesday 20th February, 2018

Stupid o’clock #4

He's back yet again, and, like I said, he keeps moving it closer. Stern words have been had:

Stupid o’clock #3

This isn't going to end well:

Note how he's moved it from a bad place to a worse one since my previous post. If he carries on moving it closer at that rate, he'll be in our garden before noon.