World Cup Fever

Posted by @ 3:35 pm on Tuesday 20th April, 2010.
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Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:47:06 +0100
Subject: Investment:World Cup 2010
To: my email address deleted
From: World Cup Committee <nomfanemag>
Reply-To: nomfanelo@webmail.co.za, magwentshu@webmail.co.za

Dear Sir,

Having seen and gone through your profile, I am contacting you believing that with your capabilities, expertise and professional acumen, we can work together as partners, in this mutually beneficial transaction. Although in a world as ours full of suspicions and distrust, this transaction might sound strange to you especially since we have not met personally. I am presently a member of the South African Ah Hoc Committee for World 2010 which my country is hosting. Our committee was incharge of all arrangement in preparatory for our hosting the 2010 World cup.

In this light, i headed a committee given the responsibility of the Maintenance and upgrading of obsolete equipment in all training Statdia in Johannesburg, South Africa. For this a huge sum of money was allocated and was approved for in carrying out this project. A lot of foreign firms was involved in these project which has been completed ahead of the championship billed for June, 20101.

In this course of this committee duty, we made some money which we would wish to invest with your expertise in your country. Please note that this is just an investment proposal and we will discuss the partnership terms and what will be accruing to each party in further correspondence after you respond to this message. Note, that all modalities have been put in place to effect this fund transfer following all required international monetary policies and procedures.

I must apologize for this unsolicited mail to you. I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship but as time goes on you will realize the need for my action.

Thanks and God bless.

Nomfanelo Magwentshu
Operating Committee

One Response to “World Cup Fever”

  1. Hendrik says:
    Tuesday 27th April, 2010 at 11:15 am

    Sounds like a great opportunity - go for it!

    Reply? or Quote in reply?

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