How many five year olds could you take in a fight? 17
What would you taste like to a cannibal? Broiled tofu
Would you eat your buddies in a blizzard? 59%
What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse? 52%
Would you make a good human shield? 55%
Edited to add my results. Looks like I'm just an average bloke 
THE SMALL(ish) PRINT... (updated 23/07/2016)
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31 apparently 😎
is that good?
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@Backpackbrewer - I've no idea. I'll take the tests myself later on and post the results so that we can compare our scores.
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things like that always make me laugh, but also they do get you thinking seriously about the question..........really they do! 😳
@Backpackbrewer - Only 17 on the kid-trashing scale for me. Looks like your 31 is a decent score, have you considered a career as a primary-school teacher? 😈
runs in the family....
mother was a primary school teacher and she was really scary
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Hmmm. Do you not technically "survive" a zombie apocalypse by becoming a zombie yourself? Seems like a lot less hassle just to let one of them bite you, than have a go at all the aggressive survivalist techniques in those questions.
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No, I don't.
Do you?