Back on the painkillers and the soft cushion here so I needed something to lift my spirits.
This hilarious Rich Hall stuff hit the spot.
Mind the language...
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Archive for the 'LMAO!' Category
He’s not The Messiah…
No doubt you've seen it before...
Blunders of the Universe (HD) from darren jonusas on Vimeo.
Best viewed in full-screen with the volume at 11 on the dial, IMHO.
Not enough? Try the extended version. Poor full-screen option though.
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Seconds in… Round Two!
At long last I've got me a follow-up consultation:
Maybe I should send a reply?
I was thinking of something along the lines of:
"The patient will not always see the consultant (or his proxy) personally, the patient may send one of his mates from down the pub."
Pregn’nt & illitret?
"Your" in luck - New Look have the perfect garb for you:
I had to go clothes-shopping with the girls yesterday - can you tell that I was bored of waiting outside the changing-rooms?
Next time I'll take a thick black permanent marker so that I can go around making appropriate corrections.
Inevitable
Since October she'd looked high and low for my trusty Petzl e+LITE...
Allegedly.
Today she found it.
In her handbag.
The same handbag that she carries every day.
She still insists that she'd had a thorough look in there.
'Tis a place of mystery and lost souls, that handbag.
I suspect that Shergar and Lord Lucan may be somewhere in there.
