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TJ’s “Fly me to the moon…..”

Posted by on April 24th 2008 in Astrostuff, Pics

TJ, on one of the astro forums, took a great pic while out moon-gazing, I just wanted to share it with you:

Obviously, TJ holds the rights to this shot, so don't nab it without his say so.

Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’

Posted by on April 23rd 2008 in Celebrations, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

 

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Stand tall and be proud.

 

Oh, and don't forget that it's also Will's official birthday today.

Corporal punishment returns to education

Posted by on April 21st 2008 in In the News, LMAO!, Mags and rags

It's been over ten years since I bought a newspaper, but the headline on this one meant that I just had to nab me a copy:

Classic! One for the scrapbook. If only they had omitted the apostrophe, I would have had the page framed and hung on the wall above the fireplace.

On a more serious note, there's this, which isn't entirely unrelated.

Observing Report 17th-18th April 2008 Part 2 (More wobbly bits)

Posted by on April 21st 2008 in Astrostuff, Observing Reports
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As promised, more from the latest session:

And the key:

Observing Report 17th-18th April 2008 Part 1 (Plenty of wobbly bits)

Posted by on April 20th 2008 in Astrostuff, Observing Reports
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After a long run of cloudy nights a clear one was well overdue, and I was on standby, ready and waiting to get out there to try out the replacement Baader Hyperion 3.5mm eyepiece.

The skies southwards were clear, but the Moon in Virgo meant that there was a lot of glare down the scope OTA when viewing Saturn. That, coupled with the poor seeing (warm day, cold night etc. etc.) meant that imaging was always going to be a low-quality affair. Indeed, the conditions were too bad for viewing at 3.5mm (x285 mag), so I had to settle for 8mm (x125 mag) on the zoom, which is fast becoming my favourite eyepiece.

WinStars screenshot

Anyway, I managed to get a fair batch of .avi files of Saturn and of parts of the Moon before condensation set in and covered the scope mirrors, terminating the observation session.

It'll take me a while to plough through the imaging data getting rid of the bad frames using VirtualDub, but for now here's a 30-second loop of the bottom edge of the Moon, as captured with the SPC900 webcam, to give you some idea of just how wobbly the view gets when the seeing is poor:

Just in case you were wondering what's what, here's the key:

If I get any half-decent images out of the mass of video data, I'll post them tomorrow.

Ten top tips for healthy feet

Posted by on April 17th 2008 in A bit of a rant, Health, or lack thereof

The experiences of yesterday evening compel me to post this list of tips for outdoors folk who need to keep their feet in tip-top condition:

  1. DO NOT struggle all day to put up a new bathroom ceiling on your own
  2. DO NOT lose your temper with the above to the point where the red mist descends
  3. DO NOT sling your tools across the room in a fit of pique
  4. DO NOT rant around the house swearing like a demented Coprolalia sufferer
  5. DO NOT decide that the best way to manage your anger is to take it out on a "convenient soft inanimate object"
  6. DO NOT single out the blue bag for recycling waste paper as your chosen "convenient soft inanimate object"
  7. DO NOT kick seven shades of crap out of the chosen "convenient soft inanimate object"
  8. DO NOT recoil in agony when you find that somebody has filled the chosen "convenient soft inanimate object" with a huge pile of telephone directories and old BBC Good Food magazines
  9. DO NOT remove your footwear to find that what was your size 8 foot is now at least a size 10 and has changed colour from a pallid flesh tone to a combination of black, blue, purple and brown blotches
  10. DO NOT expect any sympathy from the rest of the household when it's time to walk the kids to school the next morning

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