Archive for 2018

POST PROELIA CONCORDIA

Posted by on March 23rd 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

It's getting to be a tad too much now:

The Council's motto is "POST PROELIA CONCORDIA", which means "AFTER CONFLICT, PEACE".

Up to now, it's not been working out that way. More words have been had.

Furthermore, the Council's strap-line is "A Borough to be proud of". Yeah, right.

The scores are in

Posted by on March 19th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Hinckley & Bosworth Borough Council: 4, BG!: 0

Lacking spatial awareness

Posted by on March 13th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Parking a respectable distance away from the entrance/exit to our driveway is an excellent idea, but parking a respectable distance away from everything is probably taking things a bit too far:

Skills shortage #2

Posted by on March 12th 2018 in Driveway-blocking feckwits and piss-poor parkers

Another skilled migrant worker, delivering items from eBay. She's one of our frequent driveway blockers.

I think her name's probably Tim, because she's nice but dim.

She continues to bring us items addressed to others yet delivers my stuff elsewhere:

2 bob bit

Posted by on February 21st 2018 in Lost in translation, On the box

Bemused - why "Bobsleigh - Women's Two-man" and not "Bobsleigh - Two-woman"?

Stupid o’clock #4

He's back yet again, and, like I said, he keeps moving it closer. Stern words have been had: