{"id":20260,"date":"2022-11-14T13:57:07","date_gmt":"2022-11-14T13:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/?p=20260"},"modified":"2022-11-20T09:47:15","modified_gmt":"2022-11-20T09:47:15","slug":"when-life-is-cheaper-than-booze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/?p=20260","title":{"rendered":"When life is cheaper than booze"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"image-fixer-wrapper\"><p style=\"text-align: center;\">Why is it that I have to stop my car on a blind corner for can-toting jay-walking piss-heads who can't be arsed to wait for the pedestrian crossing's green man?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Next time, I might give natural selection a helping hand by removing them from the gene-pool.<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 56.25% 0 0 0; position: relative;\"><iframe style=\"position: absolute; top: 25px; left: 5%; width: 90%; height: 90%;\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/770761918?h=84790b114e&amp;title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;badge=0&amp;autopause=0&amp;player_id=0&amp;app_id=58479\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/api\/player.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that I have to stop my car on a blind corner for can-toting jay-walking piss-heads who can&#8217;t be arsed to wait for the pedestrian crossing&#8217;s green man? Next time, I might give natural selection a helping hand by removing them from the gene-pool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rant-mode","category-car-stuff","category-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Screenshot-2022-11-15-090646.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20260\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}