{"id":16585,"date":"2016-11-28T22:19:20","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T22:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beardedgit.com\/?p=16585"},"modified":"2016-11-29T20:56:16","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T20:56:16","slug":"buying-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/?p=16585","title":{"rendered":"Buying milk"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"image-fixer-wrapper\"><p>Her: \"Do you want a bag at all?\"<\/p>\n<p>Me: \"Yes, I'll have a bag at all, please.\"<\/p>\n<p>Her: \"What?\"<\/p>\n<p>Me: \"I'll have a bag at all, please.\"<\/p>\n<p>Her: \"... er... um... what's one of them?\"<\/p>\n<p>Me: \"Forget it, I won't have a bag at all after all.\"<\/p>\n<p>Her: \"... um... OK.... Will there be anything else?\"<\/p>\n<p>Me: \"That's an interesting question... philosophical... who knows what the future will bring? Let's start with the change.\"<\/p>\n<\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her: &#8220;Do you want a bag at all?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ll have a bag at all, please.&#8221; Her: &#8220;What?&#8221; Me: &#8220;I&#8217;ll have a bag at all, please.&#8221; Her: &#8220;&#8230; er&#8230; um&#8230; what&#8217;s one of them?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Forget it, I won&#8217;t have a bag at all after all.&#8221; Her: &#8220;&#8230; um&#8230; OK&#8230;. Will there be anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[390],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-in-translation"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16585"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16587,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16585\/revisions\/16587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beardedgit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}