Allegedly, Ella cleans and tidies her room at least once every week. Lately, however, we've come to question the effectiveness of the process.
The festering aroma in there was getting worse with each passing hot day. There was something in there, something bad.
Eventually an investigation was needed, so I donned the HazMat suit and ventured inside.
At length the cause was found...
in her school-bag...
unused since before the start of her GCSEs...
Friday 13th May, in fact.
Besides the collection of paperwork, used foil and moulding sarnies, there was an "interesting" array of fruit in various states of decomposition.
Anyone care to work out the number of oranges in the picture below?
A stern rebuke and a pair of yellow Marigolds were issued.
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THE SMALL(ish) PRINT... (updated 23/07/2016)
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