Skills shortage

Posted by @ 10:44 am on Monday 12th February, 2018.

Successive governments have told us that Britain needs to admit hordes of skilled migrant workers to do the jobs for which we have insufficient home-grown talent.

Clearly we don't train enough native parcel-posting parking-pricks, so we have to import people whose grasp of the English language, manners and road-courtesy leaves much to be desired. That grasp seems to be restricted to the words "I moving, yes?", mumbled in what sounds like a Carpathian accent, and delivered with a free scowl and no contrition. Apparently the skill of noticing huge vacant parking spaces to the left and to the right isn't mandatory:

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2 Responses to “Skills shortage”

  1. Dave says:

    I'm really surprised you haven't treated yourself to a grenade launcher by now.

  2. BG! says:

    Originally Posted By Dave
    I'm really surprised you haven't treated yourself to a grenade launcher by now.

    It has been discussed 🙂
    I have a cunning plan... next time one of them leaves a car in the way and running, I may "borrow" it for a while. Maybe I'll take it to the distribution-hub where the delivery-cretins collect their parcels, and abandon it, sideways, in the middle of their site entrance/exit. Less "revenge", more "return to sender".

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