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Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!

Posted by on April 14th 2022 in In the News, LMAO!
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Back in 2017, Russian Defence Ministry spokesman Major General Igor Konashenkov was slagging off our navy,
saying that HMS Queen Elizabeth was "... just a convenient, large maritime target":

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Looks like the flipper's on the other foot now, eh?

Ha! In yer gob-shite face, Konashenkov!

Freecycle

Posted by on December 22nd 2021 in Just for fun, LMAO!, Lost in translation
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Freecycle.

I like it because it brings out the best in people - kindness, generosity, environmental awareness etc..

I also like it because some of the drivel that people emit there is simply hilarious.

Here are some howlers from around here:

 

I'm fairly sure that vellum isn't the same as VELUX.

 

Have you ever wondered why Snoop Dogg sits strangely in those Just Eat ads?

 

I can't help thinking that rubbing down with sandpaper might achieve a better finish.

 

Moseley?

Wahing!

Posted by on December 18th 2021 in Bargains, LMAO!, Lost in translation

This is from the latest promo email from 7dayshop. It's been suggested that I order one of the Wahing Mitts just to see/hear what I get:

 

Self-evident truth

Posted by on October 23rd 2019 in LMAO!, Lost in translation

1 Star SPAG

Posted by on October 7th 2019 in LMAO!, Lost in translation

 

Aside from the three obvious howlers, the notion that interested parties can "Call In For Further Information" is bemusing... the building is unstaffed, has no reception and has a secure keycard access system.

Somebody didn’t think this through

Posted by on September 18th 2019 in LMAO!, Lost in translation