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Price Fail

Posted by on March 20th 2013 in Astrostuff, LMAO!

I have an Inner Stickler. Poor spelling, punctuation and grammar really irk me.

Many folk tell me to lighten up, saying that accurate spelling is no longer important and that it's the meaning of the words that really matters...

 

eBay item number 181102927230

  8-O

I rest my case.

French letters

Posted by on January 31st 2013 in In the News, LMAO!, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

Recipe for Disaster

 

Ingredients:

  • 3 x Science
  • 2 or 3 x Maths
  • 2 x English
  • 2 x Humanities
  • 1 x language
  • 1 x sprinkling of Computing

 

Method:

  • Take one meddling politician who won't listen to reason
  • Give that politician the authority to tinker and meddle with the ingredients
  • Ensure that the politician gets everything really mixed up
  • Half-bake the mix until it all goes tits-up
  • Give the creation a fancy French name that many kids won't be able to spell anyway
  • Feed it to many thousands of schoolkids
  • Wash your hands of all responsibility
  • Reassign the politician at the next Cabinet reshuffle
  • Let the next Government clear up the mess

 

Well done, you've just concocted the EBC, an inbred version of the EBacc.

It doesn't look very good, does it? I imagine it'll taste bitter with a hint of merde.

 

Where's the landlord when you need him? He wouldn't stand for all that foreign-sounding rubbish.

If he ever stood for election to Parliament, he'd get my vote  :-) 

 

Sticker’s for door’s

Posted by on January 15th 2013 in LMAO!

Hopeless.

 

What does “incompetent” mean? What does “baffled” mean?

Posted by on September 6th 2012 in LMAO!
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Yeah, sorry about the post-title. No doubt you all know where it's from.

Anyway, it's clear that at least one Tesco employee is both incompetent and baffled when it comes to using our official language:

 

Maybe a little education would help?

 

They may have been playing it fast and loose in the changing-rooms but they were hedging their bets in the Seasonal Goods aisle. Who can blame them for catering for a little latitude in the long-range weather forecast for the run-up to Christmas? 

 

Up the aisle

 

For good days

 

 For bad days

 

For Christmas Days

 

We didn't find the Easter eggs but I'm sure they must be hidden away somewhere at the back.

Firing blanks

Posted by on August 15th 2012 in In the News, LMAO!
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Some folk take things far too seriously.

Home and Away

Posted by on April 16th 2012 in LMAO!

Had a few days pottering around Eskdale.

It'll take me a while to sort the pics and the report.

In the meantime, I'll leave you to ponder the logic of this:

 

Regression

Posted by on February 29th 2012 in LMAO!, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

Back on the painkillers and the soft cushion here so I needed something to lift my spirits.

This hilarious Rich Hall stuff hit the spot.

Mind the language...

 

 

 

8-)

He’s not The Messiah…

Posted by on February 28th 2012 in LMAO!, Video (YouTube, Vimeo etc.)

No doubt you've seen it before...

 

Blunders of the Universe (HD) from darren jonusas on Vimeo.

 Best viewed in full-screen with the volume at 11 on the dial, IMHO.

 

Not enough? Try the extended version. Poor full-screen option though.

8-)

Seconds in… Round Two!

Posted by on February 27th 2012 in Illness and injury, LMAO!

At long last I've got me a follow-up consultation:

 

 

Maybe I should send a reply?

I was thinking of something along the lines of:

"The patient will not always see the consultant (or his proxy) personally, the patient may send one of his mates from down the pub."

Pregn’nt & illitret?

Posted by on February 22nd 2012 in LMAO!, Name and Shame

"Your" in luck - New Look have the perfect garb for you:

 

 

 

I had to go clothes-shopping with the girls yesterday - can you tell that I was bored of waiting outside the changing-rooms?

Next time I'll take a thick black permanent marker so that I can go around making appropriate corrections.

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